scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
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