Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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