Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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