Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
my poor anus
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
