He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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