idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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