I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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