Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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