i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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