Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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