so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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