HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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