Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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