fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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