I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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