I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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