I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I came so hard my ears popped.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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