That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
We don't watch enough power rangers
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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