even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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