All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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