I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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