why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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