ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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