Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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