problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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