so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
We had to coat check the pizza.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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