just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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