i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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