when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Randomize
