The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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