shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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