puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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