Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
Randomize
