Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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