just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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