Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
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He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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