like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
