We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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