Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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