Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Use "feeling words"
Yay
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
God, I missed his penis.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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