you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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