There is no way he is gay with that hair.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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