Me. At least after what I've been through.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
she smelled like a LAN party
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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