I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I'm gonna fight the coyote
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize
