I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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