yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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