how can u be prego again
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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