Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Randomize
