Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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