I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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