she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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