What did we do last night that was yellow?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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