I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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