its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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