It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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