You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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