its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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